Kelly wrote:
'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
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| Author: | Kelly [ Tue Aug 30, 2011 7:41 am ] |
| Post subject: | Not really a true story? |
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?' The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.' |
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| Author: | Gregory [ Tue Aug 30, 2011 8:13 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Not really a true story? |
Kelly wrote: 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
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| Author: | SonoRon [ Tue Aug 30, 2011 10:16 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Not really a true story? |
| Like it Kelly!
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| Author: | Goki [ Tue Aug 30, 2011 11:09 am ] |
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| Author: | RolandG [ Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:05 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Not really a true story? |
So Kelly, I understand that your therapist has encouraged this particular outlet or something like that. I hope that your local comedy club has a compassionate crowd if you ever decide to pursue this further. Roland |
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| Author: | Gregory [ Wed Aug 31, 2011 8:24 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Not really a true story? |
RolandG wrote: So Kelly, I understand that your therapist has encouraged this particular outlet or something like that. I hope that your local comedy club has a compassionate crowd if you ever decide to pursue this further. Roland As long as you don't make jokes about gays or lesbians, keep Islam out of it, and don't sing Kung Fu Fighting in front of a Chinese, you'll probably keep your a*s out of jail. That's called freedom. |
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