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Kelly
PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 3:18 pm 
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Bob forgot his anniversary Wednesday. His wife was mad. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!!" The next morning when his wife woke up, she looked out the window to find a box… gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. . . Bob has been missing since Friday!
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Justin
PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 5:06 pm 
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May Bob rest in peace! :lol:

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Kelly
PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 6:01 pm 
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hahahahahahahahahaha
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Kelly
PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 6:02 pm 
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Three surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon said, "Electricians are the best; everything inside
is color coded."
The second surgeon says, "No, I think librarians are; everything
inside them is in alphabetical order."
The third surgeon shut them up when he said: "You're all wrong.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart,
no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the ass are
interchangeable."
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Gregory
PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 6:21 pm 
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Don't laugh. It will only encourage him.

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cliff
PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 9:23 pm 
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Please, do encourage him.

Three of the best jokes I have heard in months! ;)

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RolandG
PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 11:58 pm 
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Drum hit please! 8-)

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Goki
PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:11 am 
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Bravo, Bravo!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Kelly
PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 8:46 pm 
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HUSBAND FINISHES READING THE BOOK "BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE" & SAYS TO HIS WIFE,FROM NOW ON MY WORD IS LAW.YOU WILL PREPARE ME A GOURMET MEAL TONIGHT WITH A SCRUMPTIOUS DESERT.AFTERWARDS WE WILL HAVE THE KIND OF SEX THAT I WANT."YOU WILL BATHE ME AS I RELAX,TOWEL DRY ME THEN MASSAGE MY FEET & BACK.THEN TOMORROW,GUESS WHO WILL DRESS ME & COMB MY HAIR?.WIFE SAYS"THE F**KING FUNERAL DIRECTOR WOULD BE MY 1ST GUESS".
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Goki
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Fantastic!!!!!!!

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