On drums...

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you
wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that
you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight
lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that
blonde joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

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Gregory

Like it Kelly!

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Ron

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Goki - short from Goran

Let the good drums roll!!!

So Kelly, I understand that your therapist has encouraged this particular outlet or something like that. I hope that your local comedy club has a compassionate crowd if you ever decide to pursue this further.

Roland

As long as you don't make jokes about gays or lesbians, keep Islam out of it, and don't sing Kung Fu Fighting in front of a Chinese, you'll probably keep your a*s out of jail. That's called freedom.

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Gregory