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Gregory
 Post subject: DRUNKEN ELK
PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:00 pm 
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So little is going on in gentle, peace loving Sweden, that



And this is only one day's news. :shock:

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 Post subject: Re: DRUNKEN ELK
PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:50 pm 
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…authorities are still trying to determine if:

• The elk plays saxophone
• The saxophone player was eating apples
• Why the sax player didn’t just sit in a tree
• Why someone called a hunter when they saw the elk hanging from a tree
• Why someone didn’t call a hunter when they saw the sax player hanging from a building
• Why a drunken elk sounded better then the sax player
• Who was holding the saw after the sax player fell
• How they determined that the sax player died from the impact, as opposed to the pre-existing condition of stupidity
• Why the elk was, apparently, the smarter of the two

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 Post subject: Re: DRUNKEN ELK
PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:54 pm 
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cliff wrote:
…authorities are still trying to determine if:

• Why the elk was, apparently, the smarter of the two...

...even while under the influence of fermented fruit. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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