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| Author: | Gregory [ Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | DRUNKEN ELK |
So little is going on in gentle, peace loving Sweden, that
http://www.thelocal.se/36002/20110907/ Saxaphone players are no longer content to play on stage: http://www.thelocal.se/35954/20110905/ and a politician has been accused of assaulting a bus driver. Probably one of those far-right-wing prejudiced guys. Says he only pushed him a little: http://www.thelocal.se/35934/20110903/ And this is only one day's news. 
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| Author: | cliff [ Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DRUNKEN ELK |
…authorities are still trying to determine if: • The elk plays saxophone • The saxophone player was eating apples • Why the sax player didn’t just sit in a tree • Why someone called a hunter when they saw the elk hanging from a tree • Why someone didn’t call a hunter when they saw the sax player hanging from a building • Why a drunken elk sounded better then the sax player • Who was holding the saw after the sax player fell • How they determined that the sax player died from the impact, as opposed to the pre-existing condition of stupidity • Why the elk was, apparently, the smarter of the two |
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| Author: | Gregory [ Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DRUNKEN ELK |
cliff wrote: …authorities are still trying to determine if: • Why the elk was, apparently, the smarter of the two... ...even while under the influence of fermented fruit. 
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