On drums...

Obama wakes up one night, there is George Washington's ghost! He says, " George how can I help this country?" Washington replies, "Be honest with the people like I was!" Obama goes back to sleep and awakes again. This time its Thomas Jefferson's ghost! He says "Tom how can I help this country?" Jefferson says, "Love the constitution like I did!" Waking up again there is Abe Lincoln's ghost, he says "Abe how can I help this country?"Abe replies, "Go see a play."

That was funny kel, good one, Keep em coming.

Okay I will.

It really was...

Here's a joke about one of our presidents, who won at "fair elections"...

As the plane was going down, with 4 people on board, the captain said:
"There's only one parachute for You Mr. President, and Prime Minster!!! Who will use it?"
The president said - "Let's vote!!!"
The Prime Minister lost by six votes...

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Goki - short from Goran

Let the good drums roll!!!

That was funny Goki.

I didn't see you laughing.

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Gregory

You need a visual?


WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
...
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.

Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.

And her ex-husband is on the back of the milk carton

Pics or it didn't happen.

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Gregory

That was funny too

Laughing.

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Gregory