That was funny kel, good one, Keep em coming.
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| Author: | Kelly [ Sun Sep 11, 2011 6:44 am ] |
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Obama wakes up one night, there is George Washington's ghost! He says, " George how can I help this country?" Washington replies, "Be honest with the people like I was!" Obama goes back to sleep and awakes again. This time its Thomas Jefferson's ghost! He says "Tom how can I help this country?" Jefferson says, "Love the constitution like I did!" Waking up again there is Abe Lincoln's ghost, he says "Abe how can I help this country?"Abe replies, "Go see a play." |
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| Author: | Kelly [ Tue Sep 13, 2011 1:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Moving right along |
| That was funny kel, good one, Keep em coming. |
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| Author: | Kelly [ Tue Sep 13, 2011 1:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Moving right along |
Okay I will. |
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| Author: | Goki [ Wed Sep 14, 2011 4:23 am ] |
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| It really was... Here's a joke about one of our presidents, who won at "fair elections"...  As the plane was going down, with 4 people on board, the captain said: "There's only one parachute for You Mr. President, and Prime Minster!!! Who will use it?" The president said - "Let's vote!!!" The Prime Minister lost by six votes... 
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| Author: | Kelly [ Wed Sep 14, 2011 5:21 am ] |
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That was funny Goki. |
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| Author: | Gregory [ Wed Sep 14, 2011 7:50 am ] |
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I didn't see you laughing. |
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| Author: | Kelly [ Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:30 am ] |
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You need a visual? WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. ... Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her ex-husband is on the back of the milk carton |
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| Author: | Gregory [ Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:34 am ] |
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Kelly wrote: You need a visual? Pics or it didn't happen. |
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| Author: | Kelly [ Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:07 am ] |
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That was funny too |
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| Author: | Gregory [ Wed Sep 14, 2011 12:19 pm ] |
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Laughing. |
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