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Gregory
PostPosted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 2:46 pm 
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Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder:
1. The DNA all matches.
2. There are no dental records.
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Shopping in a Safeway store, I was trying to pay with a hundred dollar bill. The cashier asked me for ID, which confused me greatly, but I gave a set dental x-rays I happened to be carrying. She was paralyzed for a count of 10, and then said, "I don't know how to use these."

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cliff
PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 9:18 am 
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Kelly wrote:
Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder:
1. The DNA all matches.
2. There are no dental records.

Gregory wrote:
...but I gave a set dental x-rays I happened to be carrying...

There's gotta be some kind of middle ground here. :? :lol:

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Gregory
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Kelly wrote:
Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder:
1. The DNA all matches.
2. There are no dental records.



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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'Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,' the divorce Court Judge said, 'And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week,' 'That's very fair, your honor,' the husband said. 'And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself.'
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excellent vid!

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A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, 'Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City ?' The agent replies, 'Just a minute.' 'Thank you,' the blonde says, and hangs up.
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Dawn's not reading this, is she?



What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell - she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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