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cliff
PostPosted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 9:08 am 
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If one endeavors to teach math to a monkey, there is (i) a possibility that one will learn something about the process of teaching monkeys, and, (ii) a significantly slimmer possibility of improving the math skills of the monkey.

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cliff wrote:
If one endeavors to teach math to a monkey, there is (i) a possibility that one will learn something about the process of teaching monkeys, and, (ii) a significantly slimmer possibility of improving the math skills of the monkey.


Yes, but but be careful; you may find yourself bartering with bananas.

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Gregory wrote:
cliff wrote:
If one endeavors to teach math to a monkey, there is (i) a possibility that one will learn something about the process of teaching monkeys, and, (ii) a significantly slimmer possibility of improving the math skills of the monkey.


Yes, but but be careful; you may find yourself bartering with bananas.

"If you begin with six bananas, and you give the monkey half, how many do you really have?" :? :lol:

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Gregory wrote:
"If you begin with six bananas, and you give the monkey half, how many do you really have?" :? :lol:


Careful. You may find out a great deal about teaching me math.

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cliff wrote:
Gregory wrote:
cliff wrote:
If one endeavors to teach math to a monkey, there is (i) a possibility that one will learn something about the process of teaching monkeys, and, (ii) a significantly slimmer possibility of improving the math skills of the monkey.


Yes, but but be careful; you may find yourself bartering with bananas.

"If you begin with six bananas, and you give the monkey half, how many do you really have?" :? :lol:


If You give him 3 bananas, You can forget about math classes... But, You have a monkey to feed and care for, from now on... :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Goki wins the prize. ;)

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Three bananas and a lifetime supply thereafter.

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What did he win?

A teaching position. :o :lol:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

True, true...

So, next time You see a monkey - don't even think about teaching him math... ;)

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