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Kelly

Post subject: Made me laugh

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 10:56 am

Joined: Sun Mar 07, 2010 10:48 am
Posts: 2255
Location: lordandkelly@comcast.net

How to get a day off from work:

Woman: I can make the boss give me the day off.

Man: And how would you do that?

Woman: “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.

Boss comes in: What are you doing?

Woman: I’m a light bulb.

Boss: You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.

The man starts to follow her and the boss says: Where are you going?

The man says: I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.

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Gregory

Post subject: Re: Made me laugh

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 11:33 am

Joined: Sun Mar 07, 2010 10:59 am
Posts: 3591
Location: Wisconsin, USA

Kelly wrote:

I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.

Light travels faster than sound, which is why some people seem bright until they open their mouths.

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Goki

Post subject: Re: Made me laugh

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 12:23 pm

Joined: Mon Mar 08, 2010 11:56 am
Posts: 1524
Location: Skopje, Republic Of Macedonia

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Let the good drums roll!!!

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