On drums...

I recently visited a mental asylum and I asked the director, "How do you know when a person needs to be institutionalized?"
He said, "Well, we fill a bathtub with water and we offer them a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket and ask them to empty the tub."
I said, "I see...a normal person would choose the bucket because it is bigger."
He responded, "No. A normal person would pull the plug...would you like a bed by the window?

Playing with the hypothetical vs. the real. You have a cough... or are you checking for a hernia?

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Gregory

Yes, provided it is on the top floor.

Don't want people dumping water on my head.

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Cliff

River City Trio

What if we did all have the same opinions?

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Gregory