This is brilliant. Since (clearly) the current administration is so much more honest, open and transparent than any other, it was petitioned to (finally) spill the beans about UFOs. The resulting denial will surely (finally) settle the debate and quash rumors of E.T.s zooming Earth.
I
knew they were yet another bunch of capricious, conniving and crooked, deceitful, devious and dishonest, disloyal and dubious, faithless and false, guileful, irresponsible, shady and shifty, slippery, sneaky, treacherous, tricky, trustless, two-faced, two-timing, undependable and unreliable snakes-in-the-grass.
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