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Kelly
PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 12:07 pm 
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A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did my intelligence come from?' The father replied. 'Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine.'
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Gregory
PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 12:09 pm 
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:? :lol: :lol:

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Kelly
PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 10:22 am 
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Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and family values. Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?' Larry replied, 'I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?'
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Goki
PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 12:20 pm 
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Kelly wrote:
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and family values. Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?' Larry replied, 'I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?'

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Gregory
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If you want to help a one-armed blonde get down out of a tree, wave at her.

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Kelly
PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 2:23 pm 
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Let me tell the jokes, that's just awful
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Gregory
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Kelly wrote:
Let me tell the jokes, that's just awful


Why? You're blonde? That's okay; you'll probably laugh next week.

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Kelly
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:roll: duh...She only has one arm, how did she get in the tree
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Gregory
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Q: How do you measure their intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in their ear

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Kelly
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Oh lord....shut er down
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